January 2012
CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX
that was a joke I don’t actually care that much about the abolishment of time
I’m going to start a new “religion” called atempusism (without time) and it’ll be awesome. all the athiests will be on board because, similar to religion, time is just a form of measurement and an unnecessary tool us humans use to comfort ourselves and avoid the mystery surrounding unexplainable events.
this is also why I’ve convinced myself that New Years is a...
December 2011
so I just walked upstairs looking like a monster and almost completely naked and my fucking brother who I didn’t even know was home had THREE FRIENDS OVER GOD DAMN IT
I would totally uninstall missing e because I mean it’s not reeeeally that crucial to my blogging experience but sigh I need to be able to reply to replies and reblog myself first
so tumblr get on that
also my new years resolution like two years ago was to never make another new years resolution because they’re stupid as hell and I’m already perfect so
new years is such a lame holiday nigga I don’t care
it’s just another day to me
my new theme is pretty as hell(:
I heard a giant boom or something like I actually thought something exploded outside but then my windows vibrated and it was weird as hell
also it woke up my cats smh
what the hell wait a minute was that an earthquake
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everyone who’s here right now are talking about how excited they are for windows 8
uh
bye
also I decided that my new years’ resolution is to sleep with a straight guy
which is a stretch being that I haven’t even slept with a gay man yet
I want mcnuggets brb gettin on that
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also wow lily was right I really fucking love the weeknd
I just tried to make my friend listen to The Weeknd and he said I was “late”
:-(
whatever
everyone in my house in on their macbook and we’re all just sitting in my living room and the clicking of the keys and the trackpad and it funny and every once in a while someone will go “heh look at this” and there will be a slight chuckle amongst the group and everyone goes back to whatever they were doing
theoneders:
team peacock
#teampeacock #downwithowls
theoneders:
http://www.facebook.com/questions/10150572161992577/?notif_t=question_suggest
HEY EVERYONE
my mom is up for the Newseum’s Headline of the Year!!!!!!! plz vote it would be cool if she won I think she might get free newseum tickets which would be cool!! hers is the “The New Standard is Poor” and the person she’s up against won last year so that wouldn’t be fair right no of course not...
raytoroisqueen:
they prefer to be called african american eyed peas thank you very much
passiveagressiveblog:
my kitten leads an ideal life and i am so jealous
people who argue that violence is not the answer are dumb as hell
if you gotta beat a bitches ass then go right ahead why the hell would you not
from stettin in the baltic to trieste in the adriatic, a beef curtain has descended across the continent.
I just woke up omg I never wake up this late
also I don’t have a phone charger and my phone is dead
which is also super inconvenient when you’re throwing a party of sorts
I wish tumblr blacklist could weed through gifs and photosets that would be great
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sigh it’s almost 12:30 I should go to bed since I have to get up at seven ugh
